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1.Barsaat vich asi paani banke wagg jana.Patjhad vich asi phul banke chad jana.Ki hoya je ajj asi tenu tang karde haan.Ik din asi tenu dase bina hi tur jana.
2.Never kiss a policewomen-she'l say stop hands up,
never kiss a nurse shel say next please.
Always kiss a teacher shel say repeat it 5 times..
3.
INDIA ko azad hue 57 saal ho gaye,
phir bhi no progress,wHY?
Kyonki aaj INDIA ki bholi
gawar janta kAAM-DHANDHA chhod
mera SMS padh rahi hai
Kyo sahi kaha na.
4.I Have Changed My Number,
Note Down My New No.
And Plz Give Me A Miss Call.

My New Number Is.....






"100"
Dum Hai To Miss Call Karo!!
5.Mene suna hai aaj vikas puri me muncipality ki van kutto ko uthane aayi thi tu theek hai na ?
6.Being single is cool..
No worrying
No obligations and
No heartaches
but you know what

If you will never get your heart broken
you will never learn to Love...
7.Teacher:
Apna character saaf rakhne ke liye har aurat ko apni Maa samjho.
Student:
Har aurat ko Maa samjha to hamare Baapu ka character kharab ho jayega.
8.Ek ladka ek ladki k sath baitha tha.
Dosre din aur ladki k saath dekha gaya
Tesre din koi aur ladki thi
Moral:-Ladkiyan badal jaati hain,ladke nahi badalte.
9.
On airport 3 people were waiting for their sons.

Hindu:Hamare amir jade ne ana hai.

Muslim:Hamare navabjade ne ana hai.

Punjabi: saade haramjade ne ana hai.
10.Ladkewale:ladki ka kya naam hai?
Ladkiwale:hamari pyari aapki pyari sabki pyari RAMPYARI.
Ladkiwale:ladke ka naam?
Ladkewale:hamara gu aapka gu sabka gu
JAGGU.
11.Raat Bhar wo nahi aayee. hum hila hila ke so gaye.






Dirty Mind !! Wo Bijli thi jo aayi Nahin aur wo Pankha tha jo hum hila hila k sogay
12.True love is like a pillow
u can hug when ur in trouble
u can cry on when ur in pain
u can embrace when ur happy
So when u need true love
spend Rs50 BUY A PIlow
13.Lotia pathan:
meri to itni dehshat hai ki mujhe dekh kar log pant mein hug dete hain.
Chhota khan:
tabhi us kabz ke Dr. Ne apki photo clinic me lagai hai.
14.Biwi:
Tum mujhe kitna pyar krte ho
PATI:
Shahjahan jitna
biwi:
Mere mrne k bad Taj banaoge! Pati:
Mene to plot b leliya he, time tum laga rhi ho.
AJ
15.
Sardar 2 Rajput: Tumhe Rajput Q Kehte hai ? Rajput: Hum Apni Bat pe Jan De Dete hai... RAJPUT: Tumhe Srdr Q Kehte hai? Srdr: Hum Bina BAT K JAN dete Hai!!
AJ
16.Yeh Jo
Haath Me
Pakda Hai Na,



Yeh Sirf Msg
Recieve Karne K
Liye Nahi Hai,





Iss Se Msg
Ja bhi sakte Hai,




Try It...




it works.......
17.Doston ke bina zindgi fizool hai
par dosti ke bhi apne usool hai...
kehte hai milti hai dosti me bhi taklifen
par aap ho dost to sab kabool!
18.Khushian ho overflow, masti kabhi na ho low, dosti ka surur chaya rahe, jeb me bhari maya rahe, shohrat ki ho bauchar, aisa aaye aapke liye Diwali ka tyohar.
19.You are invited to welcome the Indian Team at the airport !!! They are coming back !! Do bring ur old chappals, shoes and rotten tomotoes / onions.......
20.Friends are those angels of our lives that shower happiness all around and stand by us during tough times as well. Wish you a great Friendship Day.
21.
I wish U, Ur Family & Frnds, a Good Health, Success in Professional n Personal life, Luck, Money nd Fulfilment of all yor Dreams n Desires!!
* HAPPY DIWALI *
22.Do u knw wat SARDAR mean?
S : samjh to pare
A : adat to majbur
R : roti sirf langer vich
D : dimag to bina
A : akal giteyan vich
R : rhna har wele guache ..
23.Tujhse lafzon ka nahi rooh ka hai rishta mera.
Tu meri sanson me shamil hai hawaon ki tarah
24.Tanhai me muskurana ishq hai ek baat ko sabse chhupana ishq hai yun to neend nahi aati hai raat bhar magar sote sote jaag jana ishq hai
25.MUMKIN NAHI SHAYAD KISI KO SAMAJH PANA
SAMAJHE BINA KISI SE KYA DIL LAGANA
AASAN HAI KISI KO PYAR KARNA
PAR BAHUT MUSKIL HAI KISI KA PYAR PANA
26.Sun is sun forever.
Moon is moon forever.
Stars are stars forever.
Our friendship is friendship forever.
This is the truth-forever
27.
Deta hai ye dard bas hum hi ko,
Kya samjhange dil ki nami ko,
Lakho divane ho jis CHAND ke,
Wo kya mahsoos karega, Ik tare ki kami ko....
28.U R MY SMART,CUTE, LOVABLE, SWEETEST N INTELIGENT FRIEND.


NOTE:-
Is msg k sbhi shabd kalpnik hai.Inka wastawikta se koi sambndh nhi hai.
29.If u care and love someone,
dont ever loose grip on tht person
coz u never knw, the one u let go
might b the one u hav waited 4 all ur life.
30.Dil me Ek Shor sa ho Raha hai,
Bina APKE Dil Bor ho Raha hai,

Kahi Aisa to nahi,
ke Ek Pyara Sa Dost

Good night kiye bina hi
so Raha hai.
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