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1.Santa Got Promotion
From Clerk To Manager.
He Went Home & Told
His Wife, In New Style,







Tu Aaj Raat Se
"MANAGER KE SAATH
SOYEGI !"
Biwi Behosh . . .
2.Doston ke bina zindgi fizool hai
par dosti ke bhi apne usool hai...
kehte hai milti hai dosti me bhi taklifen
par aap ho dost to sab kabool!
3.
*TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,PEPSI ka cr8 ho,SMS karane me bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho........!
4.Kya meri shakal choohe se milti hai?
kya meri naak hathi jaisi hai?
kya meri aankhen langoor jaisi hain?
Fir usne kyon kaha ki meri shakal tumse milti hai?
5.If i disturb U







I Am Sorry!







But i Need






To Say







I..









Love








DISTURBING !
6.Rakhi Sawant
goes to L.I.C. office
to Insure her "LIPS".
The L.I.C. offcer
refused:
'Sorry madam,
we dont cover
public property...
7.Dosti ke phul hr mosam me khila krte hai.Dosti ke badal har mosam me barsa krte hai.Hm sms bheje ya na bheje ye sach hai ki har roz tumhe yaad kiya karte hai
8.Jiska Wajud nahi wo hasti kis kaam ki, Jaha dil na lage wo basti kis kam ki, yaad aapki aaye or hum sms n kare to apni pyari si dosti kis kam ki.
9.
Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina? Arrrey.............. baba ! I am asking u that u Miss me na?
10.Aap nhi to zindgi me kya reh jayega,dur tak tanhaiyo ka silsila reh jayega. Har kadam pe saath chalna a dost, warna tera ye dost tanha reh jayega.
11.Yado ki dhup me apki parchhai si lagti hai,
kano me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai,
aap karib ho to apnapan hai,
varna sine me sanse bi paraai si lagti hai.....
12.24 sweet hrs make
1 sweet day!
7 swt days make
1 swt week!
4 swt weeks make
1 swt month!
But...One Sweet frnd like U makes life unlimited sweet.
13.)))))
( c 'o
':.,-'

)))))
( c '==o
':.,-'

)))))
( c '===o
':.,-'

)))))
( c '=======o
':.,-'
naak aesa ho jayega agar msg nahi kiya to.
14.2WOMEN TALKs
1st: Roz subah, mera dudhwala bahut dabata hai-BELL
2nd : mera to paperwala achcha hai,bilkul nahi dabata , niche se hi dal deta hai -Paper...
15.
What is the height of guts in exam?
Writing only question in answer sheet
and at the end writing 2 evaluater
"DUM HAI TO PASS KARKE DIKHA..."
16.Apun dono ki jodhi ekdam jhakas mangta.
jhakas bole to me hira tu moti,
me roti tu sabji,
me pani tu tanki,
me insan tu monkey.
17.Tusi lakh bhulake vekhlo,
assi fer vi yad avange.
Tusi pani pee-pee thak jana,
Asi hichkiyan ban-2 satavan ge.
18.LIKHNE se pehle SALAAM karte hai
DARD-E-DIL se pegaam karte hai,
yeh mat samajhna bhool gaye hai hum,
yaad to aapko SUBAH-SHAAM karte hain.
19.Do u know how many SARDAR jokes are actually there?





















Hardly two or at max three...........

The rest are true stories!!;-)
20.Rabba dukh na devi yaar saade nu,
saanu chahe dukhan da paharr dede.
Ghumme nawe cycle te yaar saada,
saanu bhawein purani mercedes car dede.
21.
Height of telling lie-
negro telling 2 his wife,
tainu kala chashma jachda hai,
jachda hai gore mukhre te.
22.><(((:>

I sent u this fish as a sign of FRIENDSHIP.Please take care of it, keep it in ur MOBILE. Daily put your MOBILE in water to keep Fish alive'
23."SMILE" is the
_:"-._____;""":.
'----------. <> )
right KEY.. '---'
To
open
tHE
door
And
lock
tHE
WoRRiEs.

''Keep smiling evry minute''
24.Before marriage,
when a man holds a girl's hand it is love;
after marriage, it is self-defense.
25.Santa ko dost ne 1st april ko
khane pe bulaya ghar pe
tala tha aur likha tha
"bevkuf banaya".
Santa ne niche likha "HUM AYe hi Nahi"!..
26.Bin laden's son was studing
in an American school.
Teacher asked him"
I have 4 apples,
how can i share it among
5 children" His Ans.
.
.
.
"KILL ONE"
27.
Dil me Ek Shor sa ho Raha hai,
Bina APKE Dil Bor ho Raha hai,

Kahi Aisa to nahi,
ke Ek Pyara Sa Dost

Good night kiye bina hi
so Raha hai.
28.Mehak dosti ki ishq se kam nahi hoti, ishq se zindagi khatam nahi hoti...,saath ager zindagi mein ho doston ka, zindagi jannat se kam nahi hoti.
29.Tujhse lafzon ka nahi rooh ka hai rishta mera.
Tu meri sanson me shamil hai hawaon ki tarah
30.Do u knw wat SARDAR mean?
S : samjh to pare
A : adat to majbur
R : roti sirf langer vich
D : dimag to bina
A : akal giteyan vich
R : rhna har wele guache ..
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