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| 1. | Barsaat vich asi paani banke wagg jana.Patjhad vich asi phul banke chad jana.Ki hoya je ajj asi tenu tang karde haan.Ik din asi tenu dase bina hi tur jana. |
| | 2. | )))))
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)))))
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':.,-'
aachaaa he naak hai |
| | 3. |
Today i was cooking chicken
When i added Hara dhania
Guess wat happened?
Chicken start dancing & singing
Hum pe ye kisne hara rang dala.. |
| | 4. | Legs utha k karo. Tange faela k karo.
Ghuma Ghuma k karo. Aage piche DONO TARAF kro.
Jitna karoge utna HALKA Mahsoos hoga.
*RAMDEV KA YOGA* |
| | 5. | Santa ke ghar ladki ne janam liya.
Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke chhedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intzam kar liya Hai
Banta: kya?
Santa: iska naam DIDI |
| | 6. | Husband wife Ghumne gaye raste mei 1 GADHA ghas kha raha tha
H'band bola Vo dekho tumhara rishtedar ghas kha raha hai namaste karo.
Wife boli namaste SASURJI |
| | 7. | Washing powder nirma
washng powdr nirma
dudh se safedi nirma se aaye
rangeen kapda b khil-khil jaye
sabki pasand nirma
.
.
.
.
.
.
Logo ko Kuch bi bhejo padne lagte hain.. |
| | 8. | once god came up 2 me n granted me a wish.
i asked 4 "world peace", that's impossible, he said.
then i asked him 2 give u brains. he said"let me try world peace" |
| | 9. |
aap kya jano hum kitna yaad karte hain,fariyad karte hain,
roz ak khat likhte hai n cartoon network ko aur bas aap ko hi dikhane ki
maang karte hai. |
| | 10. | Hello,
U R SO,
eet!
S eet!
w
S eet!
w
S eet!
S eetw!
w
S eet!
w
S eet!
wS eet!
w
S eet!
chodo tum pe suit nai karta |
| | 11. | Dil se aapka khayal jata nahin..
Aapke siwa koi yaad aata nahin..
Hasrat hai roz aapko dekhu.
Par kambakt...
woh bandarwalla aapko roz lata nahi. |
| | 12. | Jo asar hai akh di mar ander.
oh na tir na talwar ander.
ohna rab nu labh ke ki lena
jinna paa leya rab nu yaar ander.. |
| | 13. | Fiza me mahek ti shaam ho tum...
pyar me chalakta jaam ho tum...
Thmhe dil me
Chupaye phirte hai...
ey dost meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum... |
| | 14. | Kya kar rahe ho
Aise mat karo
Please
Nahi
Aise nahi
Mat dabao
Niche kyu..
ho jayega
Kaha tha mat karo
ho gya na
MESSAGE KHATAM |
| | 15. |
You are invited to welcome the Indian Team at the airport !!! They are coming back !! Do bring ur old chappals, shoes and rotten tomotoes / onions....... |
| | 16. | Boy-BUS TRAIN or LADKI 1 jaise hi hote hai
1 jaati hai to dusri aa jaati hai.
Girl-LADKE,
AUTORICKSHA or TAXI ek jaise hote hai
1 bulao to 4 chale aate hain. |
| | 17. | Q : What do u call a wife who is sexy, beautiful,intelligent, understanding,great cook,caring n never jealous ? A : RUMOUR.. |
| | 18. | A lady from 2nd floor:kaise diye?
Kelewala:Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady:Saat mein Tera deta hai to upar aa ja. |
| | 19. | Koi
DIN me
karta
hai
Koi
RAT me
karta
hai
Kisi ka
2 GHANTE
me
hota hai
Kisi ka
RAAT BHAR
bhi
nahi hota
Tum kab karte ho?
MOBILE CHARGING.. |
| | 20. | Positive thinking >
Major:-
hame charo taraf se dumshmano ne gher liye hai.
Sardar soldier:-
koi gal nai, now we can fire in any direction. |
| | 21. |
Dil ki ye khwaish hai
mai apke ghar aon
apke ghar aon
Apke ghar aon
bar bar aon
har bar ao
AUR!
BELL BAJA KAR BHAG JAO. |
| | 22. | GADHA 1:
Yaar malik bahut marta hai.
GADHA 2:
Ghar chorde.
GADHA 1:
Nahi yaar! Wo beti se bolta rehta hai - teri shadi gadhe se kar dunga. Ye sochkar ruka hun. |
| | 23. | (((''''%'''')))
<(( @) (@ ))>
(; <._.> ;)
((,==,))
Daro mat
Kabhi-kabhi MOBILE par sms Padne waale ki tasweer aa jaati hai |
| | 24. | Dur jab gaon mei
maa bap sote nahin
to bacha kahta hai
maa so jao nahin
to ak aur bacha
aa jayega. |
| | 25. | Why r Dr.'s
prescriptions
impossible to read?
Cause they al have
the xclusive msg
only 4 the chemist.
(Maine patient ko
loot lia hai ab
teri bari).... |
| | 26. | Tumhara muskrana har roz ho,
Kbhi chehra KAMAL to kbhi ROSE ho,
100 pal khushi to 1000 pal mauj ho,
bas aisa hi din mere Dost ka HAR ROZ HO.!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR |
| | 27. |
Santa: mai sher ka
batcha hu daruga nahi.
banta: thek hai pehle
ye bata sher ghar
aya tha ya mummy
jungle gayi the |
| | 28. | Rakhi Sawant
goes to L.I.C. office
to Insure her "LIPS".
The L.I.C. offcer
refused:
'Sorry madam,
we dont cover
public property... |
| | 29. | If i disturb U
I Am Sorry!
But i Need
To Say
I..
Love
DISTURBING ! |
| | 30. | Kya meri shakal choohe se milti hai?
kya meri naak hathi jaisi hai?
kya meri aankhen langoor jaisi hain?
Fir usne kyon kaha ki meri shakal tumse milti hai? |
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