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1.ONE SEED can create a forest.

ONE SMILE can strt a relatnshp.

ONE TOUCH can show love-n-care.

and
Good friend can bring meaning to life !
2.Life mathematics:

Clever boy +clever girl=lover
Clever girl+fool boy=pocket empty
Clever boy+fool girl=pregnent
Fool girl+fool boy=marriage
3.
Girls psycho-
Fraud Wt Innocent Boy
Fun Wt Handsome Boy
Friends Wt Charming Boy
Contact Wt Studious Boy
Flirt Wt Freaky Boy
Love wt Faithful Boy
n Marriage Wt Rich Boy!
4.Arguing wid Girls is like wrestling wid PIG in mud.
After sum tym u'll realise dat u r getting dirty,
but d PIG is actually enjoying.
5.Plz dnt msg me
Now v wil stop r frndshp.M sory 4dis,bt u hv realy hurt me.Dnt ask y.Thanx 4 evrything.Bye









i read dis msg in smbdy's cel
so bad na!!
6.Only 10% girls R playing games like tennis,football, carrom,voleyball etc..

u know why???



B'Coz 90% girls R playing with boys life..!
7.What 4 letter word...
starts with 'f' and ends with 'k'...
and if a man can't get it...
he uses his hands?



polluted mind its just a FORK
8.)))))
( c '===o
':.,-'

)))))
( c '=======o
':.,-'

)))))
( c '===o
':.,-'

)))))
( c '=======o
':.,-'

aachaaa he naak hai
9.
Today i was cooking chicken
When i added Hara dhania
Guess wat happened?


Chicken start dancing & singing

Hum pe ye kisne hara rang dala..
10.Mathematical joke:
(13x13x13)=?

Dont know


kya padha hai aaj tak ?


paglee


ab me bata deta hu

suno



Ans:
Tera(13)tera(13) tera(13)
=Suroor.
11.Kya 2m ped pr chad skte ho?Kya 2m snjivni buti la skte ho?Kya 2m sina cheer k dkha skte ho?Nahi na!Beta, srf shakal BNDAR jaisi hone se koi HANUMAN nahi bnta!
12.Hello,





U R SO,



eet!



S eet!


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S eet!


w
S eet!



S eetw!


w
S eet!


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S eet!



wS eet!


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S eet!

chodo tum pe suit nai karta
13.Jo asar hai akh di mar ander.
oh na tir na talwar ander.
ohna rab nu labh ke ki lena
jinna paa leya rab nu yaar ander..
14.Fiza me mahek ti shaam ho tum...
pyar me chalakta jaam ho tum...
Thmhe dil me
Chupaye phirte hai...
ey dost meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum...
15.
Kya kar rahe ho


Aise mat karo






Please

Nahi


Aise nahi





Mat dabao



Niche kyu..

ho jayega




Kaha tha mat karo




ho gya na




MESSAGE KHATAM
16.Dosti yakin pe tiki hoti hai.
Ye deewar badi mushkil se khadi hoti hai.
Kabi fursat mile to padna book rishto ki,
dosti khoon k rishton se badi hoti hai.
thats true
17.Pani ki bunde phulon ko bhiga rahi hai
thandi lehren 1tazgi jaga rahi hai
ho jaiye ap bhi inme shamil,
1 pyari si subah apko jaga rahi hai. Gd morning
18.,;*;*;
*( ".?." )*
>")("< ..?..?..
,,(")("),,

Aapke sms ke Intazar me baithe hain.......
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Kar rahe ho ya aise hi so jaen?
19.Khushian ho overflow, masti kabhi na ho low, dosti ka surur chaya rahe, jeb me bhari maya rahe, shohrat ki ho bauchar, aisa aaye aapke liye Diwali ka tyohar.
20.Whenever u sit infront of ur computer.

What does d computer think about u?


Think




Think


.


.


.


nahi pata


.

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intel inside
mental outside.
21.
once god came up 2 me n granted me a wish.
i asked 4 "world peace", that's impossible, he said.
then i asked him 2 give u brains. he said"let me try world peace"
22.aap kya jano hum kitna yaad karte hain,fariyad karte hain,
roz ak khat likhte hai n cartoon network ko aur bas aap ko hi dikhane ki
maang karte hai.
23.Degrees of girls!
B.A.=Beautiful Angel
B.E.=Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.=Beautiful Structure
B.L.=Beautiful Lips
M.B.A.=Married But available..
24.INDIA ko azad hue 57 saal ho gaye,
phir bhi no progress,wHY?
Kyonki aaj INDIA ki bholi
gawar janta kAAM-DHANDHA chhod mera
SMS padh rahi hai..Kyo sahi kaha na.
25.(((''''%'''')))
<(( @) (@ ))>
(; <._.> ;)
((,==,))
Daro mat
Kabhi-kabhi MOBILE par sms Padne waale ki tasweer aa jaati hai
26.Dur jab gaon mei
maa bap sote nahin
to bacha kahta hai
maa so jao nahin
to ak aur bacha
aa jayega.
27.
Why r Dr.'s
prescriptions
impossible to read?
Cause they al have
the xclusive msg
only 4 the chemist.
(Maine patient ko
loot lia hai ab
teri bari)....
28.Tumhara muskrana har roz ho,
Kbhi chehra KAMAL to kbhi ROSE ho,
100 pal khushi to 1000 pal mauj ho,
bas aisa hi din mere Dost ka HAR ROZ HO.!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR
29.Santa: mai sher ka
batcha hu daruga nahi.
banta: thek hai pehle
ye bata sher ghar
aya tha ya mummy
jungle gayi the
30.Rakhi Sawant
goes to L.I.C. office
to Insure her "LIPS".
The L.I.C. offcer
refused:
'Sorry madam,
we dont cover
public property...
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