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1.*TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,PEPSI ka cr8 ho,SMS karane me bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho........!
2.Ek sardar indian flag lene gaya.
flag dekh kar sardar kuch bola jisse dukanwala behosh ho gaya.




guess what?




Isme aur colors dikhana.
3.
4 Roses,
Just 4 U
coz U r
a Special Prson
1st Rose-4 Frndshp
2nd-4 Wealth 3rd 4 Happiness
& d LAST Kaan ke upar laga lena..mast lagoge.
4.Aapke liye 1 Rishta Aaya hai -
Baap Hardware me hai,
Maa Software me hai,
Bhai Footwear me hai,
Aur Ladka Sirf UNDERWEAR me hai..


Bol dekhne kab chalegi..
5.1 ladka apni shaadi ki mannat mangne gya.
Raste me uski maa khai me gir gyi,
wo bola "ya khuda teri khudai..
Apni to mili nhi bapu k b gawai"
6.Girl:
What is your hobby?

Boy:
Horse riding.
Girl:
When did you ride a horse last time ?

Boy:
At the time of my marriage.
7.Womans tennis is more complicated to watch coz in every shot three balls bounce and you r in a confusion which balls to watch
8.Easiest way to die...
1. Have a cigar daily- u ll die 10 years early
2. Have drinks daily u ll die 30 years early
3. But love sum1 truely- u ll die daily..
9.
Hi,
giving u a gr8 news.
U can see me on T. V. With shahrukh khan in KBC.
Pls help me if i call u in phone a friend.
Plz keep ur phone free on 29th of this month.
10.U r far away 4 me.
Still I'm watching ur every movement by 3 diff chanels



1.POGO

2.CARTOON net.

3.ANIMAL PLANET



Thanks 2 media...
11.What is Short but gets longer when u hold it?

It passes between Breasts, and enters into a hole?
What is it?


A car seat belt. But I LIKE the WAYuTHINK
12.I love you




Do you love me









Shahjahan told these words more than 1000 times to mumtaj
but she dint reply.
U know y?
Coz she dint know english
13.Sardar 2 Rajput: Tumhe Rajput Q Kehte hai ? Rajput: Hum Apni Bat pe Jan De Dete hai... RAJPUT: Tumhe Srdr Q Kehte hai? Srdr: Hum Bina BAT K JAN dete Hai!!
AJ
14.Biwi:
Tum mujhe kitna pyar krte ho
PATI:
Shahjahan jitna
biwi:
Mere mrne k bad Taj banaoge! Pati:
Mene to plot b leliya he, time tum laga rhi ho.
AJ
15.
Lotia pathan:
meri to itni dehshat hai ki mujhe dekh kar log pant mein hug dete hain.
Chhota khan:
tabhi us kabz ke Dr. Ne apki photo clinic me lagai hai.
16.What is true luv?
Its whn u hide tears & still care 4 her.
Its whn she ignores u & u still luv her.
Its whn he begins 2 luv anthr & u still smile 4 her!
.....
17.Ishq aisa karo ki dhadkan me bas jaye,
saans bhi lo to khushbu usi ki aaye,
pyar ka nasha ankho pe cha jaye,
baat koi bhi ho par naam usi ka aaye.......
18.Doston ke bina zindgi fizool hai
par dosti ke bhi apne usool hai...
kehte hai milti hai dosti me bhi taklifen
par aap ho dost to sab kabool!
19.Luv & FrndShip r walking in a Village. Luv Falls into a well.
Y?
BCoz Luv is Blind...
Frndshp also
Jumps inside...
Y?
Bcoz its nvr let any1 Alone. . . .
20.Husband: will u marry after I die? Wife: No, I will live with my sister. Wife: Will u marry after I die? Husband: No, I will also live with ur sister.
21.
Ek baar mombati ke andar ka dhaga bola,main jalta hu to tu kyu pigalti hai? Mombati boli,jisko dil me jagah di ho vo jab bichadta hai to ansu aa hi jaate hain.
22.TATA SKY ka ab ek aur DHAMAKA offer..
Ab aap HRITIK ke home theatre mein Hritik hi nahi balki puri INDIAN TEAM ke saath baith kar world cup dekh sakte hain..!!
23.Gadha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar,dost jhakaas ho tum...
24.Aapke liye 1 Rishta Aaya hai -
Baap Hardware me hai,
Maa Software me hai,
Bhai Footwear me hai,
Aur Ladka Sirf UNDERWEAR me hai..


Bol dekhne kab chalegi..
25.A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus..
Ring master asked can anyone do it? SARDAR-main aata hun lekin pahle lion ko hatao.
26.Sweet candies r nic 2 eat. sweet words r easy 2 say.But sweet people r hard 2 find.Oh!my god. How did u find me?
27.
Humko patthar to khud ko phool kah kar woh muskuraya karte hai, unhe kya pata patthr to patthr hi rahte hain, phool hi murjhaya karte hai.
28.Kid-Mom isbar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.Mom:lekin beta yeto girls hostel h.Kid:papa to kehte h k sari fuljadiya or patakhe yahi he.
AJ
29.MOULWI-Mujhe Begam ke liye Bra dikhaiye.
SHOPKEEPER-Kya size du ji?
MOULWI-Size to mujhe maloom nahi, purani Bra se meri 2 topiya ban jaati hai. ....@
AJ
30.Newton ne apple niche girte dekha or gravity ki khoj ki.ye pucho ki 25sal se sandas karta tha,wo kya upar jati thi? Sala chutiya bana gaya.
AJ
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