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1.INDIA ko azad hue 57 saal ho gaye,
phir bhi no progress,wHY?
Kyonki aaj INDIA ki bholi
gawar janta kAAM-DHANDHA chhod
mera SMS padh rahi hai
Kyo sahi kaha na.
2.Do u know how many SARDAR jokes are actually there?





















Hardly two or at max three...........

The rest are true stories!!;-)
3.
Rabba dukh na devi yaar saade nu,
saanu chahe dukhan da paharr dede.
Ghumme nawe cycle te yaar saada,
saanu bhawein purani mercedes car dede.
4.So a request tht always be on thz earth wid a big SMILE By whch i cud hve smile ön my lips too. Whenevr thz day cme wht I say more??
5.Luv is a little mre trust. A little less try, A little more laugh, A little less cry. A little more WE, A little less I. Its simply YOU & I.
6.Wo nafrat b karte hai pyar k liye,
inkar b karte hai pyar k liye,
ajeeb hote he ishq karne wale aakhe b band karte hai DIDAR k liye.
7.In life v meet lot of people
but
make friends with few
In those few some touch our life in such way that
their presence is felt in their absence too.
8.*TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,PEPSI ka cr8 ho,SMS karane me bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho........!
9.
Dosti ke phul hr mosam me khila krte hai.Dosti ke badal har mosam me barsa krte hai.Hm sms bheje ya na bheje ye sach hai ki har roz tumhe yaad kiya karte hai
10.Jiska Wajud nahi wo hasti kis kaam ki, Jaha dil na lage wo basti kis kam ki, yaad aapki aaye or hum sms n kare to apni pyari si dosti kis kam ki.
11.LIKHNE se pehle SALAAM karte hai
DARD-E-DIL se pegaam karte hai,
yeh mat samajhna bhool gaye hai hum,
yaad to aapko SUBAH-SHAAM karte hain.
12.Tusi lakh bhulake vekhlo,
assi fer vi yad avange.
Tusi pani pee-pee thak jana,
Asi hichkiyan ban-2 satavan ge.
13.Apun dono ki jodhi ekdam jhakas mangta.
jhakas bole to me hira tu moti,
me roti tu sabji,
me pani tu tanki,
me insan tu monkey.
14.Never kiss a policewomen-she'l say stop hands up,
never kiss a nurse shel say next please.
Always kiss a teacher shel say repeat it 5 times..
15.
Madam: Laaden ki 5 biwiya or 20 bache,
Lalu ki 1 biwi or 9 bache.
Batao in dono me kaun achha?
Boy: SCORE to laaden ka zyada hai par AVERAGE lalu ki achhi hai.
16.Good news.

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17.Boy: chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!!
Girl: tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: bilkul nahi!!
Girl: To phir rehne do!!!..
18.Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
19...what is the simmilarty between marriage and 11:59
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Simple hai - Dono ke baad 12 hi bajte hai...!
20.Height of kanjoosi.
Ek baniye ke ghar mein aag lagi hai
aur wo Fire station ko missed calls de raha hai.
21.
KITKAT -"kiss In time kiss at time-".
PERK-"perfect emotional romantic kiss".
MUNCH-"meet urgently now 4 a charming hug'
So think b4 giving chocl8 2 any 1..
22.Santa Got Promotion
From Clerk To Manager.
He Went Home & Told
His Wife, In New Style,







Tu Aaj Raat Se
"MANAGER KE SAATH
SOYEGI !"
Biwi Behosh . . .
23.Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina?
Ms.Mina? Arrrey.............. baba ! I am asking u that u Miss me na?
24.Aap nhi to zindgi me kya reh jayega,dur tak tanhaiyo ka silsila reh jayega. Har kadam pe saath chalna a dost, warna tera ye dost tanha reh jayega.
25.Unki hr ada hme khas lgti h
pal-pal vo dil k pas lgti h
I Love U khne se naraj na ho jaye vo
Isliye sirf itna khenge ki uski "MAA" hme apni "SAAS" lgti hai
26.Jo muskil se mile wo hai $paisa$ jo kisi-kisi ko mile wo hai #pyar# jo sabhi ko mile wo hai*gum*jo kismat se mile wo hain- HUM
27.
Tanhai me muskurana ishq hai ek baat ko sabse chhupana ishq hai yun to neend nahi aati hai raat bhar magar sote sote jaag jana ishq hai
28.Breaking NEWS
'SARDAR NE APNI SAGAI TOD DI ' Kyunki ladki kunwari thi. sardar bola jo ladki aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui woh meri kya hogi .
29.Tujhse lafzon ka nahi rooh ka hai rishta mera.
Tu meri sanson me shamil hai hawaon ki tarah
30.Do u knw wat SARDAR mean?
S : samjh to pare
A : adat to majbur
R : roti sirf langer vich
D : dimag to bina
A : akal giteyan vich
R : rhna har wele guache ..
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