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1.Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
2.Santa ko dost ne 1st april ko
khane pe bulaya ghar pe
tala tha aur likha tha
"bevkuf banaya".
Santa ne niche likha "HUM AYe hi Nahi"!..
If CARE is a wave,IgiveU sea.If RESPECT is A leaf,IgiveU tree.If TRUST is A planet,IgiveU the whole universe.If FRNDSHIP is a life,IgiveU Me... Gudnt
('.') eäch msg you
(¥) send me
.!!. night & däy

keeps my loneliness äwäy

& there's 1thing I wännä säy.. "THÄNX, for mäking ME pärt of ur däy.
5.Wo nafrat b karte hai pyar k liye,
inkar b karte hai pyar k liye,
ajeeb hote he ishq karne wale aakhe b band karte hai DIDAR k liye.
6.In life v meet lot of people
make friends with few
In those few some touch our life in such way that
their presence is felt in their absence too.
7.reh na paoge kabhi,
bhula kar dekh lo,
yakeen na aaye to
azmakar dekh lo,
har jagah mehsus hogi humari kami,
apni suni mehfil ko
kitna bhi saja kar dekh lo.
8.What is true luv?
Its whn u hide tears & still care 4 her.
Its whn she ignores u & u still luv her.
Its whn he begins 2 luv anthr & u still smile 4 her!
Ishq aisa karo ki dhadkan me bas jaye,
saans bhi lo to khushbu usi ki aaye,
pyar ka nasha ankho pe cha jaye,
baat koi bhi ho par naam usi ka aaye.......
10.In 36 china town akshay khanna
is a secret agent of cbi
solving a case of a serial killer
who in d end turns
out 2 b kareena kapoor
NOW enjoy d movie......
11.Teacher: 'PYAAR' Or 'ISHQ' mein kya fark hai..?
Student: Sir, 'PYAAR' wo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hain
'ISHQ' wo hai jo hum aapki beti se karte hain...!
12.Before marriage,
when a man holds a girl's hand it is love;
after marriage, it is self-defense.
13."SMILE" is the
'----------. <> )
right KEY.. '---'

''Keep smiling evry minute''

I sent u this fish as a sign of FRIENDSHIP.Please take care of it, keep it in ur MOBILE. Daily put your MOBILE in water to keep Fish alive'
..what is the simmilarty between marriage and 11:59
Simple hai - Dono ke baad 12 hi bajte hai...!
16.Height of kanjoosi.
Ek baniye ke ghar mein aag lagi hai
aur wo Fire station ko missed calls de raha hai.
17.KITKAT -"kiss In time kiss at time-".
PERK-"perfect emotional romantic kiss".
MUNCH-"meet urgently now 4 a charming hug'
So think b4 giving chocl8 2 any 1..
18.Santa Got Promotion
From Clerk To Manager.
He Went Home & Told
His Wife, In New Style,

Tu Aaj Raat Se
Biwi Behosh . . .
19.Apun dono ki jodhi ekdam jhakas mangta.
jhakas bole to me hira tu moti,
me roti tu sabji,
me pani tu tanki,
me insan tu monkey.
20.Tusi lakh bhulake vekhlo,
assi fer vi yad avange.
Tusi pani pee-pee thak jana,
Asi hichkiyan ban-2 satavan ge.
LIKHNE se pehle SALAAM karte hai
DARD-E-DIL se pegaam karte hai,
yeh mat samajhna bhool gaye hai hum,
yaad to aapko SUBAH-SHAAM karte hain.
22.Do u know how many SARDAR jokes are actually there?

Hardly two or at max three...........

The rest are true stories!!;-)
23.Rabba dukh na devi yaar saade nu,
saanu chahe dukhan da paharr dede.
Ghumme nawe cycle te yaar saada,
saanu bhawein purani mercedes car dede.
24.Height of telling lie-
negro telling 2 his wife,
tainu kala chashma jachda hai,
jachda hai gore mukhre te.
25.Aap nhi to zindgi me kya reh jayega,dur tak tanhaiyo ka silsila reh jayega. Har kadam pe saath chalna a dost, warna tera ye dost tanha reh jayega.
26.Yado ki dhup me apki parchhai si lagti hai,
kano me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai,
aap karib ho to apnapan hai,
varna sine me sanse bi paraai si lagti hai.....
E-Birru boht rat hogeli a abi tak jag rele Shane chal ab ANKHON Ki Lalten bujha palkon ka Shutter down kar khopri ka meter band kar Bole to so ja. Good Night
28.Khushian ho overflow, masti kabhi na ho low, dosti ka surur chaya rahe, jeb me bhari maya rahe, shohrat ki ho bauchar, aisa aaye aapke liye Diwali ka tyohar.
29.Barsaat vich asi paani banke wagg jana.Patjhad vich asi phul banke chad jana.Ki hoya je ajj asi tenu tang karde haan.Ik din asi tenu dase bina hi tur jana.
30.Yeh Jo
Haath Me
Pakda Hai Na,

Yeh Sirf Msg
Recieve Karne K
Liye Nahi Hai,

Iss Se Msg
Ja bhi sakte Hai,

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