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1.J hun msg na kite na
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Fer koi gal ni thori der baad kar dena.
2.Birds+sky= lovely Day. forest+animal= Nature's gifts. Stars+night= Romantic night.
You+your smile=
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Hai RABBA tusi vi na bus dara hi dende ho...
3.
Which is d 27th letter of English alphabet?



















































R u lukin 4 d answr?
Shaabash kehre schoolon pade ho?
4.Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): No sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho
5.Someone has kidnapped INDIAN Crickt Team &demanded
50cr Rs Or they'll burn them with kerosene
PLEASE CONTRIBUTE
I have donated 15 litres
6.A poem for you
Kind, intelligent, loving & hot
this describes everythng you are not.
I see ur face when i'm dreaming,

Dats y i always wake up screamin.
7.GADHA 1:
Yaar malik bahut marta hai.

GADHA 2:
Ghar chorde.

GADHA 1:
Nahi yaar! Wo beti se bolta rehta hai - teri shadi gadhe se kar dunga. Ye sochkar ruka hun.
8.Dil ki ye khwaish hai



mai apke ghar aon



apke ghar aon



Apke ghar aon



bar bar aon



har bar ao




AUR!

BELL BAJA KAR BHAG JAO.
9.
Positive thinking >

Major:-
hame charo taraf se dumshmano ne gher liye hai.

Sardar soldier:-
koi gal nai, now we can fire in any direction.
10.aap kya jano hum kitna yaad karte hain,fariyad karte hain,
roz ak khat likhte hai n cartoon network ko aur bas aap ko hi dikhane ki
maang karte hai.
11.once god came up 2 me n granted me a wish.
i asked 4 "world peace", that's impossible, he said.
then i asked him 2 give u brains. he said"let me try world peace"
12.Washing powder nirma
washng powdr nirma
dudh se safedi nirma se aaye
rangeen kapda b khil-khil jaye
sabki pasand nirma
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Logo ko Kuch bi bhejo padne lagte hain..
13.Ishq aisa karo ki dhadkan me bas jaye,
saans bhi lo to khushbu usi ki aaye,
pyar ka nasha ankho pe cha jaye,
baat koi bhi ho par naam usi ka aaye.......
14.Jo muskil se mile wo hai $paisa$ jo kisi-kisi ko mile wo hai #pyar# jo sabhi ko mile wo hai*gum*jo kismat se mile wo hain- HUM
15.
Doston ke bina zindgi fizool hai
par dosti ke bhi apne usool hai...
kehte hai milti hai dosti me bhi taklifen
par aap ho dost to sab kabool!
16.*TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,PEPSI ka cr8 ho,SMS karane me bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho........!
17.What is true luv?
Its whn u hide tears & still care 4 her.
Its whn she ignores u & u still luv her.
Its whn he begins 2 luv anthr & u still smile 4 her!
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18.So a request tht always be on thz earth wid a big SMILE By whch i cud hve smile ön my lips too. Whenevr thz day cme wht I say more??
19.Why r Dr.'s
prescriptions
impossible to read?
Cause they al have
the xclusive msg
only 4 the chemist.
(Maine patient ko
loot lia hai ab
teri bari)....
20.Kuri apne papa nu:-
papa sadi teacher khendi
ke MAJ da taja dudh pin nal
dimag wadhda hai.

Papa:-
Kuri YE JE AJEHI gal hundi ta apna
KATTA S.D.M LAGEYA HUNDA.
21.
A friend is someone who sees the first tear,
catches the second & stops the third.
and
if
the
4th
one
still
comes

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slaps u & says nautanki band kar
22.Sirf



Sirf



Sirf



SIRF



SIRF




SiRf




sIrF




SIRF
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SIrf




sirf




sirf




SiRF

S I R F. . . . disturb karna tha!
23.When WORDS r not enough...
2 EXPRESS ur feelings...
Dont think u r
in LOVE...
u just NEED to





attend...

English SPEAKING Course.
24.Baniya on his death bed.
My wife,r u here?
yes i m here.
My son?
yes father.
My daughter,r u here?
yes v r here dad.
Phir kameeno dukaan par kaun hai!
25.Lady to punjabi inspector-
ji mera pati 5 din pehle
gobhi lane gaya tha
abhi tak vapis nhn aaya
INSPECTOR-
te hor koi sabji bana lo.
26.In 36 china town akshay khanna
is a secret agent of cbi
solving a case of a serial killer
who in d end turns
out 2 b kareena kapoor
NOW enjoy d movie......
27.
Teacher: 'PYAAR' Or 'ISHQ' mein kya fark hai..?
Student: Sir, 'PYAAR' wo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hain
Or
'ISHQ' wo hai jo hum aapki beti se karte hain...!
28.In a marriage daler
mehendi to sardar:
Bhai kini der gawan?
Sardar: Bas do ek gaane ga de
fer taan sharabi sardara
ne generator di awaaz
te hi nachi jaana hai.
29.If,
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5=?


Think,
be4 scroling down


Ans is 1! Remember 1st Line
1=5


Moral-
Don't Complicate Simple Problems in life...
30.Kya meri shakal choohe se milti hai?
kya meri naak hathi jaisi hai?
kya meri aankhen langoor jaisi hain?
Fir usne kyon kaha ki meri shakal tumse milti hai?
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