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1.Love is not Winning Someone
BUT
Loosing yourself to Someone.
When u are loved by
Someone its not Due to ur
Excellence of mind
BUT
Due to Purity of ur heart.
2.Chalo
KAAN pakdo
aaor uthk baithk karo

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Bolo ab roz SMS KAROGE
3.
KITKAT -"kiss In time kiss at time-".
PERK-"perfect emotional romantic kiss".
MUNCH-"meet urgently now 4 a charming hug'
So think b4 giving chocl8 2 any 1..
4.Height of kanjoosi.
Ek baniye ke ghar mein aag lagi hai
aur wo Fire station ko missed calls de raha hai.
5.Boy: chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!!
Girl: tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: bilkul nahi!!
Girl: To phir rehne do!!!..
6.Good news.

FROM.01.1.2007

all India
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AIRTEL 2 AIRTEL
RELIANCE 2 RELIANCE
Hutch 2 Hutch
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Missed calls only...!
7.Madam: Laaden ki 5 biwiya or 20 bache,
Lalu ki 1 biwi or 9 bache.
Batao in dono me kaun achha?
Boy: SCORE to laaden ka zyada hai par AVERAGE lalu ki achhi hai.
8.Never kiss a policewomen-she'l say stop hands up,
never kiss a nurse shel say next please.
Always kiss a teacher shel say repeat it 5 times..
9.
INDIA ko azad hue 57 saal ho gaye,
phir bhi no progress,wHY?
Kyonki aaj INDIA ki bholi
gawar janta kAAM-DHANDHA chhod
mera SMS padh rahi hai
Kyo sahi kaha na.
10.I Have Changed My Number,
Note Down My New No.
And Plz Give Me A Miss Call.

My New Number Is.....






"100"
Dum Hai To Miss Call Karo!!
11.Mene suna hai aaj vikas puri me muncipality ki van kutto ko uthane aayi thi tu theek hai na ?
12.Being single is cool..
No worrying
No obligations and
No heartaches
but you know what

If you will never get your heart broken
you will never learn to Love...
13.Teacher:
Apna character saaf rakhne ke liye har aurat ko apni Maa samjho.
Student:
Har aurat ko Maa samjha to hamare Baapu ka character kharab ho jayega.
14.Ek ladka ek ladki k sath baitha tha.
Dosre din aur ladki k saath dekha gaya
Tesre din koi aur ladki thi
Moral:-Ladkiyan badal jaati hain,ladke nahi badalte.
15.
On airport 3 people were waiting for their sons.

Hindu:Hamare amir jade ne ana hai.

Muslim:Hamare navabjade ne ana hai.

Punjabi: saade haramjade ne ana hai.
16.Ladkewale:ladki ka kya naam hai?
Ladkiwale:hamari pyari aapki pyari sabki pyari RAMPYARI.
Ladkiwale:ladke ka naam?
Ladkewale:hamara gu aapka gu sabka gu
JAGGU.
17.Raat Bhar wo nahi aayee. hum hila hila ke so gaye.






Dirty Mind !! Wo Bijli thi jo aayi Nahin aur wo Pankha tha jo hum hila hila k sogay
18.The right reason for having 2 wifes






"Monopoly is always damaging.
&
Competition improves service"
19.HOPE:-
Never fear shadows.
They simply mean there
is some light near.
20.Yeh Jo
Haath Me
Pakda Hai Na,



Yeh Sirf Msg
Recieve Karne K
Liye Nahi Hai,





Iss Se Msg
Ja bhi sakte Hai,




Try It...




it works.......
21.
Happiness keeps u sweet, Trials keep u strong, Failure keeps u humble, Success keeps u glowing & God keeps u going.
22.True friends are like mornings.
You cannot have them the whole day, but you can be sure they will be there when you wakeup each day.
Happy Morning
23.MUMKIN NAHI SHAYAD KISI KO SAMAJH PANA
SAMAJHE BINA KISI SE KYA DIL LAGANA
AASAN HAI KISI KO PYAR KARNA
PAR BAHUT MUSKIL HAI KISI KA PYAR PANA
24.Unki hr ada hme khas lgti h
pal-pal vo dil k pas lgti h
I Love U khne se naraj na ho jaye vo
Isliye sirf itna khenge ki uski "MAA" hme apni "SAAS" lgti hai
25.Tujhse lafzon ka nahi rooh ka hai rishta mera.
Tu meri sanson me shamil hai hawaon ki tarah
26.Do u knw wat SARDAR mean?
S : samjh to pare
A : adat to majbur
R : roti sirf langer vich
D : dimag to bina
A : akal giteyan vich
R : rhna har wele guache ..
27.
1 chor sardar da mobile le ke phaj giya. sardar kenda phaj le phaj le...... Charger ta mere kol hi hai....!
28.HOW PUNJABI WOMAN CALL THEIR HUSBAND IN 1st 7YEAR
1.A G
2.O G
3.Sunde Ho
4.O Bunty de papa
5.Meinkeya sunya nahi
6.Kithe Margaye
7.aa rahe ho ya main avan...
29.SARDAR: In my Dreams,
MONKEYS play Football evry nite.
Dr: Take dis Medcine frm tonite.
Sardar:Can i start frm tomrow
b'coz tonight is Finals..
30.If CARE is a wave,IgiveU sea.If RESPECT is A leaf,IgiveU tree.If TRUST is A planet,IgiveU the whole universe.If FRNDSHIP is a life,IgiveU Me... Gudnt
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