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1.Koun kahta hai ki tumse hamari judai hogi,yeh afwah kisi dushman ne falai hogi, shan se rahenge dil me aapke hum, itne dino me hamne kuch to jagah banai hogi.
2.Kid-Mom isbar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.Mom:lekin beta yeto girls hostel h.Kid:papa to kehte h k sari fuljadiya or patakhe yahi he.
AJ
3.
Husband wife Ghumne gaye raste mei 1 GADHA ghas kha raha tha
H'band bola Vo dekho tumhara rishtedar ghas kha raha hai namaste karo.
Wife boli namaste SASURJI
4.Apni duaao me meine mangi thi yeh dua,
mein jisko chahta huin wo mujhko mile,
meine apna farj pura kiya,
ab khuda bhool jaye to mein kya karun.
5."Respect those friends who find TIME for you in their timetable,

but love those friends
who DON'T CONSULT their timetable
when you NEED them"
6.Fiza me mahek ti shaam ho tum...
pyar me chalakta jaam ho tum...
Thmhe dil me
Chupaye phirte hai...
ey dost meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum...
7.Apni zindagi me mujhe sharik samajhna.
Koi gam aaye to mujhe karib samajina.
De saku MUSKURAHAT aansuon k badle mein.
Hazaron dosto mein thoda aziz samajhna.
8.Kaanch chubhe to zakham reh jata hai,
dil tute to armaan reh jata hai,
lagaa to deta hai waqt marham is dil par,
phir bhi umar bhar ek nishaan reh jata hai...!
9.
once god came up 2 me n granted me a wish.
i asked 4 "world peace", that's impossible, he said.
then i asked him 2 give u brains. he said"let me try world peace"
10.GADHA 1:
Yaar malik bahut marta hai.

GADHA 2:
Ghar chorde.

GADHA 1:
Nahi yaar! Wo beti se bolta rehta hai - teri shadi gadhe se kar dunga. Ye sochkar ruka hun.
11.Santa Got Promotion
From Clerk To Manager.
He Went Home & Told
His Wife, In New Style,







Tu Aaj Raat Se
"MANAGER KE SAATH
SOYEGI !"
Biwi Behosh . . .
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S I R F. . . . disturb karna tha!
13.I have already told Santa Claus wat i want 4 Chrismas,
GOOD FRIENDs.
So if a big old man comes n tries to wrap u up,
please cooperate..!
Merry Xmas
14.HOT NEWS:
Aishwarya is being hospitalised because of SUICIDE ATTEMPT.
Watch Aaj Tak immediately.



REASON:
she proposed ME and I said, that i m married.
15.
A poem for you
Kind, intelligent, loving & hot
this describes everythng you are not.
I see ur face when i'm dreaming,

Dats y i always wake up screamin.
16.Preeto:
Darling, aaj kuch aisa karo ke mere paseenay nikal jaayen!
Banta gets up and switches off the AC & fan.
17.Birds+sky= lovely Day. forest+animal= Nature's gifts. Stars+night= Romantic night.
You+your smile=
.
.
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Hai RABBA tusi vi na bus dara hi dende ho...
18.TATA SKY ka ab ek aur DHAMAKA offer..
Ab aap HRITIK ke home theatre mein Hritik hi nahi balki puri INDIAN TEAM ke saath baith kar world cup dekh sakte hain..!!
19.Kya apke pas hai?
Sulagta Jism,
Kap-kapaate Hont,
Thartharata Badan,
LadKhadatiAawaz,
Nashilee Aankhen?

Agar hai to Savdhan apko dengu ho skta hai
20.Hi,
giving u a gr8 news.
U can see me on T. V. With shahrukh khan in KBC.
Pls help me if i call u in phone a friend.
Plz keep ur phone free on 29th of this month.
21.
Jab achanak unka deedar hota hai,

dil me dhimi c dhadkan ruk jati hai,

itni khubsurat hai aankhein unki,

ki nazar milate hi nazar jhuk jati hai.;-);-)
22.Dard me koi mausam pyara na hua, dil hua pyasa to pani se gujara na hua, dekhe zara koi bebasi humari, hum to uske ho gaye jo humare na hua.Gudnight.Tke cre.
23.Jaha dosti, vaha pyar...
jaha pyar, vaha ishq...
jaha ishq, vaha mohabat...
jaha mohabat, vaha judai...
jaha judai, vaha dard...

jaha dard vaha moov lagao.
24.Tum na mile koi gam nhi,bas baat karo ye milne se kam nhi.Dosti me dhoka de jaye wo hum nhi aur apni dosti "Rang de Basanti" se kam nhi.
25.Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, himat se mushkilon ka samana karna, waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga
Swarup
26.Aapki ek muskrahat ne sabke hosh uda diye..aapki ek muskrahat ne sabke hosh uda diye.Sab hosh me aane hi wale the ki aap fir se muskura diye
27.
Old friends are gold...!
New friends may b diamond!
If u get diamond dont ever
forget d gold coz
2 hold a Diamond
U alwys need a base of GOLD.
28.Gamo ke bina zindagi adhuri hai.Ae musafir fir bhi tera jeena jaruri hai.Mat ho apni zindagi se khafa.Kyunki teri zindagi ke bina bhi ek zindgi adhuri hai..
29.aap kya jano hum kitna yaad karte hain,fariyad karte hain,
roz ak khat likhte hai n cartoon network ko aur bas aap ko hi dikhane ki
maang karte hai.
30.Badi aasani se dil lagaye jate hain,
par badi mushkil se vade nibhaye jate hain,
le jati hain mohabbat un raho par,
jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jate hain.
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