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1.Santa ko dost ne 1st april ko
khane pe bulaya ghar pe
tala tha aur likha tha
"bevkuf banaya".
Santa ne niche likha "HUM AYe hi Nahi"!..
2.Santa: mai sher ka
batcha hu daruga nahi.
banta: thek hai pehle
ye bata sher ghar
aya tha ya mummy
jungle gayi the
3.
Tumhara muskrana har roz ho,
Kbhi chehra KAMAL to kbhi ROSE ho,
100 pal khushi to 1000 pal mauj ho,
bas aisa hi din mere Dost ka HAR ROZ HO.!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR
4.Positive thinking >

Major:-
hame charo taraf se dumshmano ne gher liye hai.

Sardar soldier:-
koi gal nai, now we can fire in any direction.
5.aap kya jano hum kitna yaad karte hain,fariyad karte hain,
roz ak khat likhte hai n cartoon network ko aur bas aap ko hi dikhane ki
maang karte hai.
6.once god came up 2 me n granted me a wish.
i asked 4 "world peace", that's impossible, he said.
then i asked him 2 give u brains. he said"let me try world peace"
7.Deta hai ye dard bas hum hi ko,
Kya samjhange dil ki nami ko,
Lakho divane ho jis CHAND ke,
Wo kya mahsoos karega, Ik tare ki kami ko....
8.Chalo
KAAN pakdo
aaor uthk baithk karo

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Bolo ab roz SMS KAROGE
9.
The right reason for having 2 wifes






"Monopoly is always damaging.
&
Competition improves service"
10.E-Birru boht rat hogeli a abi tak jag rele Shane chal ab ANKHON Ki Lalten bujha palkon ka Shutter down kar khopri ka meter band kar Bole to so ja. Good Night
11.Yeh Jo
Haath Me
Pakda Hai Na,



Yeh Sirf Msg
Recieve Karne K
Liye Nahi Hai,





Iss Se Msg
Ja bhi sakte Hai,




Try It...




it works.......
12.Barsaat vich asi paani banke wagg jana.Patjhad vich asi phul banke chad jana.Ki hoya je ajj asi tenu tang karde haan.Ik din asi tenu dase bina hi tur jana.
13.Khushian ho overflow, masti kabhi na ho low, dosti ka surur chaya rahe, jeb me bhari maya rahe, shohrat ki ho bauchar, aisa aaye aapke liye Diwali ka tyohar.
14.You are invited to welcome the Indian Team at the airport !!! They are coming back !! Do bring ur old chappals, shoes and rotten tomotoes / onions.......
15.
Friends are those angels of our lives that shower happiness all around and stand by us during tough times as well. Wish you a great Friendship Day.
16.Rakhi Sawant
goes to L.I.C. office
to Insure her "LIPS".
The L.I.C. offcer
refused:
'Sorry madam,
we dont cover
public property...
17.If i disturb U







I Am Sorry!







But i Need






To Say







I..









Love








DISTURBING !
18.Bin laden's son was studing
in an American school.
Teacher asked him"
I have 4 apples,
how can i share it among
5 children" His Ans.
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"KILL ONE"
19.)))))
( c 'o
':.,-'

)))))
( c '==o
':.,-'

)))))
( c '===o
':.,-'

)))))
( c '=======o
':.,-'
naak aesa ho jayega agar msg nahi kiya to.
20.J hun msg na kite na
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Fer koi gal ni thori der baad kar dena.
21.
Kuri apne papa nu:-
papa sadi teacher khendi
ke MAJ da taja dudh pin nal
dimag wadhda hai.

Papa:-
Kuri YE JE AJEHI gal hundi ta apna
KATTA S.D.M LAGEYA HUNDA.
22.A friend is someone who sees the first tear,
catches the second & stops the third.
and
if
the
4th
one
still
comes

.

.
slaps u & says nautanki band kar
23.Sirf



Sirf



Sirf



SIRF



SIRF




SiRf




sIrF




SIRF
S
I
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F
SIrf




sirf




sirf




SiRF

S I R F. . . . disturb karna tha!
24.When WORDS r not enough...
2 EXPRESS ur feelings...
Dont think u r
in LOVE...
u just NEED to





attend...

English SPEAKING Course.
25.Baniya on his death bed.
My wife,r u here?
yes i m here.
My son?
yes father.
My daughter,r u here?
yes v r here dad.
Phir kameeno dukaan par kaun hai!
26.Lady to punjabi inspector-
ji mera pati 5 din pehle
gobhi lane gaya tha
abhi tak vapis nhn aaya
INSPECTOR-
te hor koi sabji bana lo.
27.
In 36 china town akshay khanna
is a secret agent of cbi
solving a case of a serial killer
who in d end turns
out 2 b kareena kapoor
NOW enjoy d movie......
28.Teacher: 'PYAAR' Or 'ISHQ' mein kya fark hai..?
Student: Sir, 'PYAAR' wo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hain
Or
'ISHQ' wo hai jo hum aapki beti se karte hain...!
29.In a marriage daler
mehendi to sardar:
Bhai kini der gawan?
Sardar: Bas do ek gaane ga de
fer taan sharabi sardara
ne generator di awaaz
te hi nachi jaana hai.
30.If,
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5=?


Think,
be4 scroling down


Ans is 1! Remember 1st Line
1=5


Moral-
Don't Complicate Simple Problems in life...
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