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1.Jo asar hai akh di mar ander.
oh na tir na talwar ander.
ohna rab nu labh ke ki lena
jinna paa leya rab nu yaar ander..
2.Koi
DIN me
karta
hai

Koi
RAT me
karta
hai

Kisi ka
2 GHANTE
me
hota hai

Kisi ka
RAAT BHAR
bhi
nahi hota


Tum kab karte ho?














MOBILE CHARGING..
3.
Dil se aapka khayal jata nahin..
Aapke siwa koi yaad aata nahin..
Hasrat hai roz aapko dekhu.

Par kambakt...







woh bandarwalla aapko roz lata nahi.
4.Apne husn pe itna gurur na kar, sab do din ki masti hai. Tera roop bhi tab tak qayam hai, jab tak fair & lovely sasti hai.
5.21st century is truly lifeless:
Communication-wireless Cooking-fireless
Youth-jobless Food-fatless
Dis msg- meaning less
Sender-priceless.
Reader-useless.
6.When love end emotions work
when emotions end memories work
when memories end feelngs work
when feelng end tears work
and
when every thing end 100ml.VODKA works
7.Whenever u sit infront of ur computer.

What does d computer think about u?


Think




Think


.


.


.


nahi pata


.

.


intel inside
mental outside.
8.Hello,





U R SO,



eet!



S eet!


w
S eet!


w
S eet!



S eetw!


w
S eet!


w
S eet!



wS eet!


w
S eet!

chodo tum pe suit nai karta
9.
Kya 2m ped pr chad skte ho?Kya 2m snjivni buti la skte ho?Kya 2m sina cheer k dkha skte ho?Nahi na!Beta, srf shakal BNDAR jaisi hone se koi HANUMAN nahi bnta!
10.Mathematical joke:
(13x13x13)=?

Dont know


kya padha hai aaj tak ?


paglee


ab me bata deta hu

suno



Ans:
Tera(13)tera(13) tera(13)
=Suroor.
11.A lady from 2nd floor:kaise diye?

Kelewala:Memsaab Aath mein Bara.

Lady:Saat mein Tera deta hai to upar aa ja.
12.Q : What do u call a wife who is sexy, beautiful,intelligent, understanding,great cook,caring n never jealous ? A : RUMOUR..
13.Fiza me mahek ti shaam ho tum...
pyar me chalakta jaam ho tum...
Thmhe dil me
Chupaye phirte hai...
ey dost meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum...
14.Kya kar rahe ho


Aise mat karo






Please

Nahi


Aise nahi





Mat dabao



Niche kyu..

ho jayega




Kaha tha mat karo




ho gya na




MESSAGE KHATAM
15.
Dosti yakin pe tiki hoti hai.
Ye deewar badi mushkil se khadi hoti hai.
Kabi fursat mile to padna book rishto ki,
dosti khoon k rishton se badi hoti hai.
thats true
16.Pani ki bunde phulon ko bhiga rahi hai
thandi lehren 1tazgi jaga rahi hai
ho jaiye ap bhi inme shamil,
1 pyari si subah apko jaga rahi hai. Gd morning
17.Suppose i m abt 2 die n i hv only 15 sec left wid me. Wat wuld u lyk 2 say me in those 15sec. Reply must.... Me waiting.
18.,;*;*;
*( ".?." )*
>")("< ..?..?..
,,(")("),,

Aapke sms ke Intazar me baithe hain.......
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kar rahe ho ya aise hi so jaen?
19.COOL: In hockey, the onus is on the tackler to move into a position around the reciever to attempt a legitimate tackle.
20.Girl:aisa Greeting card hai kya jisme likha ho "tum hi mera pehla pyaar ho"

dukandaar:hai.

Ladki:thik hai 10 de do..
21.
Boy-BUS TRAIN or LADKI 1 jaise hi hote hai
1 jaati hai to dusri aa jaati hai.

Girl-LADKE,
AUTORICKSHA or TAXI ek jaise hote hai
1 bulao to 4 chale aate hain.
22.Plz dnt msg me
Now v wil stop r frndshp.M sory 4dis,bt u hv realy hurt me.Dnt ask y.Thanx 4 evrything.Bye









i read dis msg in smbdy's cel
so bad na!!
23.Only 10% girls R playing games like tennis,football, carrom,voleyball etc..

u know why???



B'Coz 90% girls R playing with boys life..!
24.What 4 letter word...
starts with 'f' and ends with 'k'...
and if a man can't get it...
he uses his hands?



polluted mind its just a FORK
25.A poem for you
Kind, intelligent, loving & hot
this describes everythng you are not.
I see ur face when i'm dreaming,

Dats y i always wake up screamin.
26.Someone has kidnapped INDIAN Crickt Team &demanded
50cr Rs Or they'll burn them with kerosene
PLEASE CONTRIBUTE
I have donated 15 litres
27.
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): No sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho
28.Which is d 27th letter of English alphabet?



















































R u lukin 4 d answr?
Shaabash kehre schoolon pade ho?
29.Birds+sky= lovely Day. forest+animal= Nature's gifts. Stars+night= Romantic night.
You+your smile=
.
.
.
Hai RABBA tusi vi na bus dara hi dende ho...
30.Wait







Wait








cool








relax







ok







ready







start







5







4







3







2







1







Now








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